ASSOCIATE MEMBERS

The Twiz Web Site is proud to announce that the following three gentlemen have striven and attained full associate membership of:

THE WELL I'M SURE I LEFT IT THERE YESTERDAY BAND

The happy trio are, from left to right:

Mr B. C. Chain QPR VC & (lounge) bar
The Right Hon. Mr Mogg-Boyo
Sir Joe Nathan L'obbz (no relation)

Associate membership of TWISILITY-B permits the title holder to brag about it at parties and use its heady influence to pull dolly birds and borrow rich bugger's fast and flashy cars. In addition to full Twiz diplomatic and pneumatic immunity there are many prestigeous advantages to be enjoyed, including...etc etc.