MERCHANDISING 2



   


Say 'Sod Off' To Dust
With A Souvenier
Twiz Duster




Dry Your Beer Glass
With An Official
Twiz Tea Towel
   


Keep in time
with a Swiz-made
Twiz watch
   







Shat-Oh Twiz de Plonk
A truly supine wine
   
The original
bum-hugging
designer Twiz underpants 		One waft of
Eau de Twiz...
and she's yours


All products are, of course, made to the highest Chinese standards and charged at the highest European prices. More a case of 'it's time to make profits' than 'The Prophets Of Time'. But no matter. It's a pleasure doing Twizniz with you.



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